MENTERI TAK BUAT KERJA: ASTRO HISAP DARAH PENGGUNA

Nampaknya Astro semakin berleluasa. Mungkin Menteri2 dah tak peduli.

Kalau dulu saluran Golf termasuk di dalam pakej sukan, sekarang kena bayar.

Bulan lepas satu lagi saluran kena tutup. Saluran Hitz. Menteri2 tak peduli.

Dulu Astro tak dibenarkan masukkan iklan ke dalam saluran mereka, sekarang berpuluh iklan satu hari.

Yuran astro bukan murah. sudah sampai ke tahap hisap darah rakyat sebab Menteri tak peduli.

Kalau terlambat bayar sebulan, dah kena potong,

Nak sambung kena bayar bukan sikit. RM20+GST.

Haprak punya Astro.

Sama haprak dengan Menteri tak buat kerja.

Aku masih ingat masa menteri lama Shaziman Mansor, Astro punyalah takut dengan menteri.

Selalu aku baca Astro kena tegur dengan D Shaziman.

Astro buat saluran Hari Raya dan charge RM5 kepada pelanggan, Dt Shaziman arah bayar balik kepada pelanggan.

Menteri2 hari tak peduli. Mungkin hidup dah senang dan dapat Astro free.

MENTERI KERJARAYA TAK ADA KERJA

Mudah kalau nak tau Menteri kita ada kerja atau tidak.

Bila buat program yang pelik yang membuat kita ketawa, itulah tanda Menteri tak ada kerja.

Kementerian Kerjaraya di bawah Fadillah Yusof sekarang tengah sibuk dengan pertandingan selfie/welfie di jalan2 persekutuan.

Nampaknya berebut2lah pegawai2 & kakitangan kementerian turun ke jalan2 untuk berwelfie/selfie ditengah2 jalan.

Harap Menterinya menjadi orang pertama berselfie ditengah2 jalan bersama pegawai beliau.






Pertandingan Selfie & Wefie di Jalan Persekutuan

Bermula 3 Mei - 31 Mei 2016

Syarat - syarat pertandingan :
1. Terbuka kepada seluruh warga negara Malaysia
2. Syarat wajib peserta perlu Like Facebook Kementerian Kerja Raya dan Facebook CIDB.
3. Peserta hanya perlu mengambil gambar selfie atau wefie di lokasi-lokasi menarik yang terdapat di sepanjang laluan jalan-jalan Persekutuan. Untuk mengetahui maklumat lanjut mengenai jalan - jalan persekutuan boleh layari laman web rasmi Kementerian Kerja Raya.
4. Hashtag ‪#‎MOWorks‬ ‪#‎CIDB‬ ‪#‎FTRoadpedia‬ ‪#‎KempenlikeKKR‬‪#‎RakanKKR‬
5. Post gambar selfie/wefie anda dalam tetapan Public di akaun Facebook masing-masing.

Pemenang akan dipilih berdasarkan Like terbanyak.

UTAMAKAN KESELAMATAN.

Penyertaan akan dibatalkan serta merta bagi peserta yang mengambil gambar dalam keadaan merbahaya seperti di tengah jalan, kawasan larangan, sewaktu memandu dan lain-lain perlakuan yang berbahaya.

Penyertaan juga akan terbatal jika peserta menonjolkan unsur-unsur negatif, lucah dan tidak senonoh.

Hadiah menarik menanti pemenang.
1. Hadiah pertama bernilai RM500
2. Hadiah kedua bernilai RM300
3. Hadiah ketiga bernilai RM200
Dan 10 hadiah saguhati bernilai RM100

PEMENANG AKAN DIUMUMKAN DALAM TEMPOH 14 HARI SELEPAS TARIKH TAMAT PERTANDINGAN.

Pemenang akan dihubungi menerusi private message ke akaun FB masing - masing.


JOM KITA BERSELFIE!

BOEING 737 - JET PERIBADI BARU SULTAN JOHOR

Inilah rupa jet baru kepunyaan Sultan Johor - Boeing 737.

Harga Being 737 adalah di antara US$57 juta sehingga US$94.6 juta bergantung pada model.

JOHOR BARU: The Johor Ruler’s new “Gold” Boeing 737 aircraft touched down at the Senai International Airport after flying in from the United States.

Sultan Ibrahim ibni Almarhum Sultan Iskandar was at the airport to view and tour the aircraft after it landed at about 1.30pm here yesterday.

The plane, painted in gold and blue, bears the Royal Johor Crest on its tail and the state’s royal and state flags on its body.

According to aircraft monitoring website flight radar 24, the plane had earlier travelled from Los Angeles to Hawaii before it left Honolulu on Feb 27.

The plane will be parked at the Royal Flight hangar at the airport where the ruler already has several aircraft and helicopters.

Sultan Ibrahim said his latest aircraft, which could accommodate between 25 and 30 people, would be used to promote Johor.

“I want to travel the world like my ancestors who once travelled around in ships,” he told The Star here.

Sultan Ibrahim said he could also bring along government officials on his trips.
To a question whether he could fly the aircraft, the qualified pilot replied: “I will go for my simulator training in Brisbane before I fly this plane.”

Asked about plans for his maiden trip on the new plane, Sultan Ibrahim said: “I have yet to plan my trip but I might just take a flight to Penang for nasi kandar.”

He also hoped to bring the less fortunate to Mecca for their Haj pilgrimage in his plane.
The ruler said the plane took about two years to be completed including 18 months for the interior to be refurbished.

The plane is equipped with a dining room, bedroom, shower and three galleys.
Sultan Ibrahim is an avid collector of luxurious vehicles including cars, motorcycles and trucks
His earlier purchase was the world’s most expensive Mack truck.

The huge vehicle reportedly took a year to build at the manufacturer’s Wacol headquarters, located southwest of Brisbane, Australia.

The truck has many fancy gadgets, including a six-camera CCTV system, two flat screen TVs, a stone-topped kitchen area, barbecue, double bed and seats with 72,000 stitches of gold thread.